What not to say.

1. Another woman’s name during sex
2. “You sound just like your mother.”
3. “You sound just like my ex-girlfriend.”
4. “Not tonight honey, the game is on."
5. “When are you going to stop talking?"
6. "No wonder your ex left you"
7. “What did you do to your hair?”
8. “It must be that time of the month.”
9. “I don’t care, whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me.”
10. “Wow, she’s got a great rack.”
11. “You could have surgery for that.”
12. “Wow, he’s cute.”
13. “Don’t worry, I’ve got it under control.”
14. “I know I said I'd do it, be patient..”
15. “Okay, but only if you shower first.”
16. “I didn’t plan it, it just happened.”
17. "I just ate, but put in a dish and give it to the dogs."
18. “You kill it, I’m afraid of mice!”
19. “Will you do it if I trim them?”
20. “I’m sorry, I’ll try to hold out longer next time.”
21. “Can you feel it?”
22. Well, you seemed to be enjoying it.”
23. “I think you’ve had enough to eat.”
24. “Do you want to see it dance?”
25. “Maybe you should try kegels.”